Woots...
Today is my happy day~!
Coz it is my last day in ABB!
Which oso mean I no nid to follow tis kinda boring routine everyday liao...
No nid to wake up early in the morning...
No nid squeeze wif other in 963...
No nid queue up wif others to buy lunch...
No nid to rot at office...
Hahahaha... =>

Oh ya... Today will also b my last day to blog in office le...
So b prepare tis gonna b a long long post.. hahaha...
(Dun get tired of reading it hor! LOLssss...)

Firstly... I think I shall talk abt thingy happen in ABB since it is my last day here...
I came into ABB for a 4 months attachment since 9 october 2007.
Before I stepped into ABB, I was very nervous...
Thinking of how will be the life in office?
Thinking of how to wear in office?
Thinking of what to wear in office?
Thinking of what kind of person will I meet in the office? etc etc.
After 4 months of attachment, I feel that...
My thinkings above were quite extra ar.. think too much liao...! LOLs..
My life in office wasn't jialat at all...
I m a "yi deng yi" de slacker...>.<

If I sae I will miss ABB, den mus be the fren here I miss liao...
I will miss Victor de thick skin, coz he like to praise himself...
I will miss Grace de naggin (althought I hate it!), coz she keep repeating herself...
I will miss Weiling de mischievous (playful ba!) coz she like to disturb/tease us...
I will miss WeeKee and Alvins de lameness coz sometimes what they sae really cold to extreme...
I will miss the time we have playing uno...
I will miss the time we crap tgt..
Overall... they are great frens of mine...
When I nid help or accompany, they will sure be dere for me...
When they have beneficial thingys, they will sure jio me along...
When we have problems, we shared and solved tgt...
However, "tian di xia, mei you bu shan de yan xi"
Hope we will still remain contact.
*Comment for weiling: Dun always tell lie ar... lata one day u sae the truth oso nobody believe u ar..! Good Luck for your extended life in ABB! =>
*Comment for Victor: Thanks for ur accompany this few months... Try to overcome ur phobia ba! Good Luck! => (I think he might not see this comment! LOLx..)
*Comment for Grace: You are a helpful and kind person... Jus that u r begin too naggy liao... make me sometimes really very frustrated! LOLs... Try to change a bit la.. haha...


Hahaha.. since this is the last day I blogging over here.. Sure mus have horoscope rite?
If not, next time no time to post it liao.. XD

Horoscope of the Day:


Time is precious for Virgo man and if you make him wait, he will consider that as an insult. (Ya.. But waiting for awhile is ok de la.. Dun make me wait for 30 over minutes can liao...) He hates to hear criticism (If it is really a fault.. I will listen to it n change de, if not... )and hates to be criticize. (Ya.. So when I m in a group of ppl criticizing other, I will jus remain silent >.<) If he is criticizing other people, then he must be influenced by other Zodiac. He is and he likes to be a perfectionist. He always think he is doing the right and appropriate thing , and often he thinks he makes no mistake. (Ya.. so if u feel that I make a mistake or wat.. mus tell me hor...! >.<) He is a bright guy and could accept comments if he thinks it can improve himself. He is the type who well adjusted to make changes.

He will spent money carefully and spent it worthwhile. He will only extravagant for his personnel pleasure only. He is quite romantic, a type of guy who can drive 100 miles just to tell you how much he misses you. If he does not care about you, he will not even spent a dime to call you locally. (Ya ya... tis one very true.. hahaha) Long distant special low rate call is also out of the question.

He hates rough and crude people. (Ya... no matter how good the person is, once he/she keep on scolding vulgar, I will start to dislike them liao... Auto de..! Can't help it! LOLs) His woman has to be clean and dress well. He inspects any thing in details beside being a perfectionist, so you could be lying in your bikini with a perfect figure and he can suddenly comments you about your big feet. If you gain 2 pounds , he may comments you are getting too fat. Before going out with this kind of guy, look at yourself head to toe in the mirror and ask yourself if you are really and entirely ready. Unless he dates a model, then he will have less comments.

He is neat and tidy, so his life always in a schedule, a fix time to lunch, the same time to go home. He is well knowledge about food and conscious about nutrition, so you won't see this guy eating a junk food, or strange and exotic food for sure.

You will see him in social events or party if only necessary. He is gifted with acting, so if he says he can not go out with you because he is sick, then you will belief him. He is a hard to please when it comes to what to eat, how to work, what kind of a woman to date. He always neat and tidy all the times, even if he is in the army, he will be the cleanest soldier in the camp. He likes to speak properly with no slang. He hates laziness and lazy people. (Not really la.. But mus c in what way... Like if I am working, I hate to work wif ppl tt is lazy...) He always act like a boring mature adults, (hehz.. tt more suit my virgo fren n not me.... coz most of my fren sae i childish...! (Mayb too playful liao!) >.<) but getting to know him , you will know he has his own charm.

He always see things clearly, so he is not the type to be blinded by love. He is a kind and cool guy, but if constantly irritate with rudeness, ignorant, or stupidity then he will show you that he is annoyed. (Ya.. true... Once or twice, I can tahan I can ren... but if it continue.... I will fed up de lo... ) You may see a guy in this Zodiac dress up in an old shirt and old Jean, but if you look carefully, you will see that his hair is neat and unconsciously he will touch his hair a lot. (hehz... natural reaction! Even I nv style hair oso will touch my hair de.. haha...) His desk is always neat and if he sees small scrap paper on the floor, he will pick it up or put it in the basket.

People may think he is selfish, because when he says "No", he really means it. Any favor asked , he will help but always in his own limit. (Ya.. coz beyond my limit, I cant do anything oso..) The more he see faults in others, the less he wants people to see his. If you want him to change his faults, try to tell him gently or he could take it as an insult.

He wants love that comes with quality, so he only has a few loves in his life. Woman's trick will not work with him. If he breaks up with a woman, he will also try to avoid all her friends and her environments too. (Ya.. true true... hahaha.. ) He is very picky and every breaking up, he will be double careful next time. (Of course la.. Dun wanna make the same mistake twice ma...)

He can sweep woman with his charm, but he likes to keep his relationship like a friend. (Ya... ) He likes a sincere self confident woman, neat and clean, perfect and tidy. A real two "P" , picky and perfectionist Zodiac.

Erm... Now let have some jokes... U all sure miss my joke oso de rite? hohoho...

Jokes of The Day:

Jokes 1:
A Singaporean Indian wanted to emigrate to Malaysia. A Singapore MP asked him:

Q. Haven't we allowed you the right to worship?
A. Can't complain.

Q. Haven't we let you live in peace with your fellow Indians?
A. Can't complain.

Q. Haven't we allowed you to travel freely, and go anywhere you want?
A. Can't complain.

Q. Haven't we allowed you to teach your children Punjabi, or any other languages?
A. Can't complain.

Q. Haven't we treated you fairly?
A. Can't complain.

Q. Then why do you want to go to Malaysia?
A. There I can complain!

Jokes 2:
A man went on a business to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happened if this does not work?'

The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads: 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'
Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel. He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on.

He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit. When the shopkeeper refused to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.

The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.'

Jokes 3:
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Jokes 4:
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

Jokes 5:
Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

Jokes 6:
An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.

Absent-minded man: "My trouble is that I keep forgetting things."
Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?"
Absent-minded man: "How long has what been going on?"

Jokes 7:
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes or no.

Jokes 8:
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Dehli in two days time?
Postman: Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer: I bet you, it won't.
Postman: Why not?
Customer: It's addressed to Mumbai.

-End-of-Jokes-

Hahaha.. Funny ma?
After I leave here.. I tink no more joke at my blog liao.. =X
Coz I dun think I have the time to slowly search for jokes liao... >.<
So dun miss those jokes ar..! =>

Tomolo got presentation...!!!
Sianz... I only got 26 slides... Dunno what to present liao..
haiz...
Cui!

Oh ya.. Long time I nv cook dinner le..
I tink I shall cook dinner tml for my family if nothing go wrong..
Hohoho...

Ok la.. dunno what else to blog le..
Let end here ba...! >.<