Thursday, December 27, 2007, 1:36 PM
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Woots.... There go the Christmas!!!!
Which mean....
NEW YEAR is COMING
!!! LOLx...
U all start thinking on new year resolution le ma?
Actually.. I have one in mind long ago liao.. which is...
WATCH FIREWORK!!!!Budden.. scare no one watch wif me nia.. lol.. >.<
Anyway.. I just read some jokes.. let me share some wif u all ba! =>
Jokes 1:Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths?Ted: You don't know my father!Jokes 2:Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.Jokes 3:Girl: Do you love me?Boy: Yes Dear.Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying loveJokes 4:Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.Jokes 5:Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, he said 6 + 2 =8. If she can't make up her mind,how do I know the right answer?End-of-Jokes
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