Arlo...
Let start the post wif some laugh...
Joke 1:
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There is none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
Joke 2:
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Joke 3:
A family was having some people to dinner.
At the table, the mother turned to her six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?
" I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the woman said.
Her daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?''
haha... Funny ma? mayb not.. lol..
My life is so boring...
Work ---> Home ----> Sleep
Lol... But somehow there is something diff in my work...
Coz... Mdm have time to supervise me liao..
Whick mean I cant slack liao --- > Watch anime, play game etc.
(But.. I still got slack la)
Feel abit uncomfortable sia.. Not use to it at all..
But at least.. I have some proper work to do le.. ^_^
Not like past few weeks rotting whole day... haha...
N hor.. Mdm praise me todae too! Lol..
So happy~!!! = >
OMG!! I m like small kid... hehz..
N Now I m here looking forwards to the badminton session tml nite..
Wif Bryan, Reggie, Jimmy blah blah blah...
Dunno they will ps ma lehx... haha...
Anyway.. It has been a long long time since I last play badminton..
Coz I cant even rmb my last play is when le.. lol...
I m looking forwards to meet Ci sis again on Friday too!
hehz...
C Ya..! ^_^
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